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Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
Related Words
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A molsma: a very stupid person. His/her iq is usually under 60 and they can't community very well thanks to their very low iq.
Oh you are such a molsma.
molsma by DetectiveBollenaar January 22, 2021

Alfred Molina 

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.
Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.
Alfred Molina by Retrojection September 16, 2020

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
One who is gifted beyond measure; Tends to be very sexy and confident. Beyond beautiful, absolutley amazing. Always makes people happy when around.
Person #1: I love Molida!
Person #2: I know, Molida's so cool.
Molida by alvin beray November 27, 2009

molicate 

Aw he just got molicated
I'm gonnae molicate you
molicate by Goonyo April 27, 2014