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Small town with shitty people in a way fuck the quad cities tbh
Have you heard of moline? Yes they say is a shitty town
Moline by Thatpettygirl November 9, 2021
A small town in Michigan where the smell of cow manure and grain being unloaded is usual. The sound of diesel trucks with straight pipes and 4 wheelers with aftermarket exhuast rip through the air. Tractors usually are the main source of traffic and always seem to be within sight of any point of the town. Surrounded by Dorr and Wayland we are the hicktown headquarters of Western Michigan. Home of Walnutdale Farms and Moline Christian School. We proudly support the 2nd Amendment and will do so till the day we die. Don't tread on us. Merica since 1776.
I smell cow shit...must be in Moline.
Moline by Moliner December 27, 2014
a cool person who moved...:(
moline was awesome and she needs to come back and visit
moline by THE 1337 V03|2 June 30, 2004

Moline Mudslide 

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.
Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
Moline Mudslide by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024

dena moline 

An awesome, beautiful, highly intelligent young lady.
Wow, she is such a Dena Moline, I mean LOOK AT HER!
dena moline by the best ever March 26, 2005

East Moline 

East Moline is a multi racial town of about 20 thousand. crackers live aboove the hill in the nice houses, and the spicks and black people live below the hill in the once nice, now shitty houses. Below the hill is called "watertown". i have no idea why though. there is always a billion fucking cops anywhere in this town. so dont fuckin speed or try and run or kill someone. u will get caught. the high school is called United Township(aka UT) and you cannot spell slUT without UT. in this shit hole of a town.there is almost nothing fun to do. you can walk around aimlessly and most likely end up at mcdonalds, drink underage or in the summer go to willow springs(pool). East moline is boring as fuck but its cool still. u meet some ghetto ass kids that teach the rich white boys how to smoke pot or chug a bottle. eventually everyone just hangs and drinks together. there are two catholic schools that merged that no one knows about even in that town. your an outcast if you go there. umm idk what else to say so the end
East moline is a boring ass town. last night i walked around and threw firecrackers at random things with some buddies
East Moline by Balls mclongdong March 8, 2009
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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