molsma

A molsma: a very stupid person. His/her iq is usually under 60 and they can't community very well thanks to their very low iq.

Oh you are such a molsma.

by DetectiveBollenaar January 22, 2021

Mossman

Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.

Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

James Mossman

Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.

I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight

by Dick Mundee January 26, 2010

Mosman

one of the suburbs of the lower north shore of sydney, known for "child crushing" four-weel drives, snobbyness, and more german cars per capita than any other town in the world. people who live in mosman are known as mosmanites

fuckin mosmanite cut me off in his BMW

by Bill bob joe September 25, 2005

Mosman High School

A wild school in a rich suburb in sydney where the norm is hearing about drugs and which year 7 has their weekly new boyfriend. Full of many eshays and the bathrooms constantly smell like smoke. The canteen food is shit just like the personality of many of the kids. There is a lot of actually good people but they’re most likely on some sort of drug. About half the kids have dyed hair and champion hoodies cuz they think they’re cool. Basically a shit house but all round an alright school.

Oi did you hear Kyle goes to Mosman High School?

Lemme guess he’s an artist or an eshay

probs

by prehistoricweeb November 2, 2019