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A type of clock that chimes at 12:32.
Someone go turn the moklock off.
moklock by Campbell12321 July 9, 2005
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Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)
"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"
Mollock by djo76 February 14, 2012
A hairstyle that is part mohawk, part the hairstyle popularized by the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls, Mike Score.
Hey, rock that moflock!
moflock by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.
Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Morlock crackfiend 

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.
Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"

Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
Morlock by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009
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