bollock

1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish
1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"
by Drazic March 02, 2004
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Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off
'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.
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1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.
1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.
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gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks
He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"
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Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?
"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"
by Guy March 29, 2005
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