Look at that dirty Moolock on TV, looting heineken, smoking crack & raping women after Hurricane Katrina!
by Ya didn't hear it from me October 24, 2005
Get the Moolock mug.The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010
Get the Morlocking mug.Somebody who thinks they know everything and know what they're talking about, when in all actuality, they know absolutely nothing. They tell everyone useless facts that they pulled out of their ass to try and sound smart. There is no convincing them that they are wrong.
Person 1: Did you know that if you eat poison oak leaves, you'll never get poison oak?
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
by the anti-moolack group September 19, 2008
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Get the Mollock mug.A hairstyle that is part mohawk, part the hairstyle popularized by the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls, Mike Score.
by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007
Get the moflock mug.person 1. Did you know water has calories?
person 2. No it doesn`t!
person 1. well why is it when you drink you weigh more
person 2. Omg only a fucking moolack would believe that!!!
person 2. No it doesn`t!
person 1. well why is it when you drink you weigh more
person 2. Omg only a fucking moolack would believe that!!!
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