Morlocks

Denizens of the Democratic Underground zoo

Only the Morlocks would'nt be able to believe the Iraqis are buying into this "democracy" bullshit. They have to know that the think that the Americans don't want the Iraqis to have power, because they know that Bush is in this for the oil, and now that he finally has it he's not going to let it go. This election is a charade.

Morlocks by Mike C January 30, 2005

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.

Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019

Morlock crackfiend 

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

Morlock crackfiend by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

Morlock 

A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.

Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"

Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"

Morlock by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009

Morlock 

Delinquent Chav who sponges from the state. Intelligence far lower than the average human.

They spend most their time drinking, swearing and shagging and hate society.

Named after the Time Machine, Morlocks are creatures that live underground and eat civilised human-kind (Eloi)

Person 1: Did you see those Morlock bitches on TV?

Person 2: Yeah, those skanks involved in the riots.

Morlock by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011

Morlock 

Working class scumbags from the UK. Dressed in tracksuits whos sole purpose in life is to drink and fight. On saturday nights they might make an effort and put a shirt on but then they kick off and say "what r u lookin at" or "stop looking at me bird". These morlock fucks have the intellectual capacity of a piece of cat shit. The word is taken from the film version of HG Wells the timemachine. Those creatures that live underground are the same as these working class scumbags. (just watch their manerisms)All chavs/townies/scals can fucking die. They are a drain on the state, fucking workshy dolite scumbags. FUCK U morlocks of the world. Morlocks are theiving bastards aswell.

Look at that fucking Morlock starting fights with everyone. Or Look at that Morlock scumbag scabbing benefits off the state. Or Two people arguing loudly in a residential street at 4 in the morning. Morlocks are people without class. Morlocks can snap if u say the wrong thing. Morlocks luv populist mainstream culture i.e. football, dance music, drinking, fighting, and they fucking bum sportswear. Morlocks have no sense of culture or individualism. Morlocks are fucking mindless working class scumbags and Britain should invoke an extermination policy on these scrounging brainless fucks.

Morlock by Morlock Hater 72 July 29, 2008