moistry

an exceedingly moist version of history

wow i'm sure looking forward to moistry today

moistry by lolmeercatz June 6, 2016

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Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

Moisty by Jazpur September 30, 2012

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Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

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speaking moistly

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

speaking moistly by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020