moistry

an exceedingly moist version of history

wow i'm sure looking forward to moistry today

by lolmeercatz June 6, 2016

Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

by Jazpur September 30, 2012

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

speaking moistly

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020

moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

by ally456 February 26, 2009

get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.

Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

by getyourmoistyout November 8, 2010

Speaking Moistly

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating

“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

by $aveyourself April 8, 2020