Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
Get the moistressmug. Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!
by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019
Get the Moistressmug. moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.
by Iwkie August 9, 2025
Get the Moistressmug.