moistress 

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

moistress by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Moistress 

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!

Hey Nic! You’re such a girl! You’re such a fucking moistress!

Moistress by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019

Moistress 

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

Moistress by Iwkie August 9, 2025

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016

five finger mistress 

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Sinistrous Mistress 

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

professional mistress 

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

professional mistress by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007