moistery 

A mystery of a moist nature.

Police Officer: Looks like the Wet Bandits have struck again.
Inspector: We've got another moistery on our hands.

moistery by TopTextBottomText April 24, 2017

moisteras

A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.

"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".

moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Moistercles 

When your Oystercles get wet.

'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'

Moistercles by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

Moister Oyster 

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

Moister Oyster by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

Moostery by Moo-gang February 11, 2021