Number two

Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.

by Jazpur September 09, 2011

Number 3

Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.

Had too much to drink, gotta go number 3.

by Jazpur September 04, 2011

Number three

Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee

Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Teardrop tattoo

Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.

See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.

by Jazpur October 06, 2011

Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

by Jazpur September 30, 2012

Number 1

The shortest haircut you can get also known as a buzz cut.

I'll have a number 1 haircut please.

by Jazpur December 20, 2019

Number 1

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

by Jazpur October 29, 2011