Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".
by SidneyDawg June 03, 2018
by Moistymire January 26, 2018
by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath May 27, 2018
The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 01, 2018