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Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".
Ninja: Just got a Legendary scar!
Myth: Damn, Moisty Mire!
Ninja: I know, right?
by SidneyDawg June 03, 2018
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The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage
β€œQuick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist”
by Moistymire January 26, 2018
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The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 01, 2018
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