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art modell 

Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.
Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.

Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.

Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.
art modell by Anthony Bands December 10, 2013
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To take a dump. (In honor of Art Modell, who screwed the people of Cleveland by moving the Browns to Baltimore.)
My dawg took a Modell in the neighbor's yard.
Modell by Therickman October 30, 2004

Modulo Geographie

Modulo Geographie is a boring textbook that is completely useless.
Sadly, many people use Modulo Geographie.
Modulo Geographie by Za Master January 15, 2020

modulator valve

(n.)1. a system widely used in Europe to keep certain substances from touching the ground, floor, etc... As of 2009, has not crossed the pond to the United States.
(n.)2. a device able to modulate at low levels consisting of plastic (static free), paper like products (including post-it notes, legal paper, computer paper etc...) in a box or circular form. Used mainly to keep long, flowing objects in place (garland, tinsel, etc...).
1). Five different Italian families are believed to have invented the system know as the "modulator valve."

2.) "Wow", said Jane, "that modulator valve keeps the tinsel from hanging down and tree looks so much more beautiful."
modulator valve by tttech guy7 December 3, 2010

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.
'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

Modulus of Attractivity 

The collective average of the looks of all the women in a company. Also referred to as the Attractivity Index.
(Guy 1) “Have you seen the new hire in accounting, she is gorgeous”!
(Guy 2) “She raised the company’s Modulus of Attractivity at least 5 points”