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art modell 

Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.
Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.

Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.

Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.
art modell by Anthony Bands December 10, 2013

modelo time 

A time of the day where a person and his/hers homies are having a good time while drinking Modelo. (Originated from Passdapookie on instagram)
Example 1:

Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”

Example 2:

Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”
A super-human like figure, also referred to as a "god" or a "leader" among the weak minded
thy put too much tobacco in thy spliff and thou morell cast a mighty back hand upon thy face with his powerful ring hand
Morell by likkle-yout-dem July 22, 2010

Model Railroad

A large table that is home to scale model trains as part of the hobby of model railroading. Commonly known as a layout. Model Railroads can vary in realism from fictional (freelanced) to prototypical, and size from a simple 4x8 plywood sheet to a "basement empire". Often confused for simply running toy trains in a circle, or oval. (which it can include)
Bob: Hey Dave, you got any hobbies?
Dave: I have a model railroad.
Bob: So, you run toy trains? Dude, your 35!
Dave: *facepalm*
Model Railroad by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011

instagram model 

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.
Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one
instagram model by KGenevieve October 28, 2013

ibm model m

The best fucking keyboard known to mankind.
Guy1: Is that an IBM model M?
Guy2: HELL YEAH (proceeds to CLACK CLACK CLACK).
ibm model m by cyclist1 March 7, 2016