mobsplain

To explain something in mobster fashion.

Capo: If we're not careful, our next play could be our last.
Veronica: I don't need you to mobsplain what's best for my family!"

by confidencegame February 12, 2019

mansplainertainer

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.

Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."

by coocho October 5, 2018

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.

I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!

by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

megsplain

Inspired by the Duchess of Sussex. To make a banal or meaningless statement in a courageous or virtuous tone.

The governor megsplained to the public exactly how the lockdown made their lives better.

by CambFan August 24, 2020

Momsplain

mom·splain
(of a mom) explain (something) to (typically) a solo dad, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

The woman at the grocery store momsplained screentime to me through the entire checkout line.

by Lutra Tata March 29, 2017

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore

a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway

Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then

by ChaoticChaos April 4, 2023