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McSplaining 

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.
McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."
McSplaining by ephemeralman January 23, 2015
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McSplaining 

When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said
Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"
McSplaining by OllieTheRabbit July 2, 2019

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

Maxplaining

Max Verstappen explaining things to his fellow drivers
Ahh there goes there's Max Maxplaining Charles again!
Maxplaining by Omgjustgivemeanyname September 22, 2022

micksplaining 

The act of arguing that the 03/04 Mustang Cobra is the best vehicle ever made, but when confronted with an offer to race, making up multiple excuses to why “his” 03/04 Cobra cannot be raced. Also known as a “Douchy McDoucherson”
Guy 1: Hey dude, that Cobra looks nice, want to race my bone stock tbi 305 Camaro?
Guy2: I uhhhh can’t, NASA called me and said I slowed the Earths rotation every time I got in it, and uhhh asked me to stop. And plus it needs another battery.

Guy 1: What a micksplaining prick!
micksplaining by H8rrr January 19, 2018

Maxsplaining 

When you trap your life long formula one rival in order to explain every little detail about your race or quali session to them without a chance of escape.

Not to be confused with Mansplaining, while similar, Maxsplaining presents clear homoerotic undertones and heart eyes from both parties involved.
person 1: where's Charles?
person 2: oh, Max got him, he already started the maxsplaining
person 1: damn, that's a shame, there's no saving him now...
Maxsplaining by not-my-name October 11, 2022

Meta-Mansplaining 

When frustrated manly men go and flood the Urban Dictionary with their definitions of the word Mansplaining, because they know it better than the feminists, actually.
Greg is so pissed off because his professor didn't want to hear him explain her area of expertise to her in his opinion, so he went meta-mansplaining in UD and invited all his friends too. (See mansplaining )
Meta-Mansplaining by Chnuma September 7, 2017
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