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misterpam 

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever
My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.
misterpam by mark September 12, 2003
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Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.
I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!
Mistercarriage by Freon January 12, 2015

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

MasterPath 

MasterPath is a spiritual path that exists purely for the soul of the individual. It teaches one how to go inside, collect one's spiritual currents, and ultimately realize the full expression of soul's innate divinity culminating in Self, Spirit, and God realization.

MasterPath has its roots in the Light and Sound, which has existed at all times and across cultures. In these teachings there is always a Sat Guru, which means true teacher. He presents the teachings through writings and seminars, and lovingly assists students through initiation into the Light and Sound.

Mystics and Saints over time have called the Sound Current the Word, the Music of the Spheres, the Shabd, and the language of the Soul. These words describe the eternal energy that exists at the third eye. References to this spiritual current are found in the works of Socrates, Rumi, Hafiz, Nanak, and more recently Sawan Singh Ji.

MasterPath was founded by Param Saint Sri Gary Olsen in 1987. He is a Sat Guru of the Light and Sound who emphasizes contemplation over meditation for the western mind.
The Master student relationship on a true Light and Sound path such as MasterPath is one of boundless love. All help is given both inwardly and outwardly. If one takes an entire lifetime to recognize a true Master it is a life well lived.
MasterPath by lovethetruth November 7, 2013

Mistersmile 

Mistersmile: Defined as a totally unoriginal and ridiculous name.
Seems to come from the mother of the named person.

Mistersmile (as a person) Might be very strange, mean or even cruel even though his name brings humoristic sense.

Mistersmile (as an object) Would be some kind of gun, or sexual toy.

Is also defined as a Computer geek.
'' Oh my god Mommy! How should I name my hotmail account!? ''
'' Wow.. Mistersmile iz dat cumming frum ur mommy? lolol ''
'' Mistersmile: I might be named Mistersmile, but don't take that as a fact or I might keel u! ''
'' Hey! Say CHEEZE!! (gun shot) ''
'' Hey Cassie!! Pass me my Mistersmile please :D ''
Mistersmile by Mistersmile December 11, 2008
Misterm not to be confused with mister or misterm (not a capital M) is a term used to address someone's favorite male content creator. This term is mostly used by long term viewers, good friends or first time viewers.
Hey Misterm, how have you been?
Misterm by AverageJones December 23, 2022

To MisterProducer 

To MisterProducer something is a playful and informal phrase that means to produce or create something in a manner that embodies the characteristics or style associated with the persona of Mister Producer also know as Andrew Tate. It implies adopting a confident, unconventional, and determined approach to the production process.
I'm going to MisterProducer this event by bringing in live performances, interactive installations, and a bold marketing campaign.
To MisterProducer by ouchiwally June 14, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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