mark's definitions

freeze

When your face goes numb after doing cocaine.

"He's got the freeze."

by Mark December 1, 2004

Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by mark May 7, 2005

Tittastic

Something truly amazing.

Amanda, that blowjob was really tittastic.

by Mark March 22, 2005

fallonM

The hottest girl to ever play nexus

You just wish you looked like fallon

by mark April 19, 2005

gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

by mark August 18, 2006

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005

the comeback tour

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

by Mark October 22, 2004