mark's definitions

christendom

Slang term for college in Southern Virginia, that is a roman catholic school and beleived to be haunted. In the summer of 2004, two security guards set out to investigate. Their footage was found months later...

"goin to christendom....gonna do it again!"

by mark August 17, 2004

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

jeepmud

A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.

JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.

by Mark April 6, 2005

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

groovy

to be in the groove..to be cool

man!!that chick is really groovy

by mark October 4, 2003

Coheed and Cambria

crappy emo band
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell

"I love Coheed and Cambria"
"Lemme listen...
That isnt coheed, thats fuckin RUSH"

by Mark December 7, 2004