mark's definitions

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

BTL

below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature

This club sucks. Too many BTLs.

by Mark December 7, 2010

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 8, 2007

Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense

"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"

by mark December 2, 2004

maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

by mark July 8, 2004

truckin'

Something you should keep on

"Keep on truckin.." from a Grateful Dead song.

by Mark July 19, 2003