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Masterbassion 

(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

masterbask 

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
masterbask by rpcgal October 12, 2010

Masturpause 

When Masturbating, you stop for whatever reason and when you begin to do it again, you have no idea why you stopped in the first place.
Bro, I was thinkin about that chick we saw at the bar laset night and I had a Masturpause
Masturpause by Doug Dipper January 29, 2008

Masteress 

"Thank YOU spaghetti masteress!"
Masteress by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008

Masterpost

A collection of topics/information/links put together into one single post.
"I was looking for the answer masterpost for the final study guide."
Masterpost by MoonlightMeme January 9, 2020