Freon's definitions

Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.

I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!

by Freon January 12, 2015

frentizzle

a sound that sounds like a rather large spaceship landing

Suddenly, there was a sound that sounded like a rather large spaceship landing outside of the chat room.

“What was that?” Bolt asked.
“Obviously a Frentizzle.” Freon replied.
“A Frat-twizwhat?” Bolt blinked.

by freon October 19, 2003

cubs game

blowjob, oral sex on a guy, sucking dick

She had a footlong and a bag of nuts at the cubs game.

by freon October 17, 2003

AngFest

some crazyass zeo holiday every august where all the little zeophyes created photoshop'D up wordangsterpiece/words and anguris neo takes em and puts them on his site for all to see when the hayday is long over. see wordanguritis neosis/word

omg angfest r0x0red!111!!!1

by freon October 17, 2003

what-the-fuctomy

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.

Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy

by freon January 26, 2004