Guru

Guru is a typical Indian boy who is loved by elders because of his seeming innocence. His innocence is just an act as he is very freaky with his close friends. He is quite introverted and hates small talk. He loves to exercise and has toned abs, biceps and a firm butt. He is rumored to have a unusually big cock. He has a sexy look which makes girls go crazy but he rarely gets into relationships. His friends call him "Daddy" for some reason. He loves to read books an watch gory horror movies. He is a true crime addict and thinks about murder a lot. He is one of the best friends you can have because he is caring, supportive and emotionally intelligent. He has a magnetic personality which is because of his mysteriousness. He hates getting photographed and loves to cook in his free time. True to his name, he is very knowledgeable and loves educating people.
Nandini: Hey, Shreya. I saw you with Guru yesterday, what did you guys do?
Shreya: You won't believe me but we had sex..
Nandini: WHAT!

Shreya: Yea, and girllll...his dick was enormous. I still can't walk straight.

Arijit: Dude, Did you see Guru at the pool yesterday?
Naman: OMG yes, He is such a daddy

Anshum: Where's Guru?
Sneha: He's probably contemplating murder again somewhere.
Anshum: Yea, he is OBSESSED.
by LavenderHaze February 23, 2023
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someone who is an expert at gymming and is very fit.
Bilal: “that guy has such a nice back and sexy calves I bet he’s a Guru”
by FreeEpstein May 04, 2021
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Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:

1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
by AgentQ January 18, 2011
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He is a loving and caring Indian boy who has the power to shape the world. He is a gift he also has abs.
Why is it so bright oh it’s just Guru
by Mummmy4714 November 15, 2019
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To correct "Sifu" it Guru stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal".

One of the illest emcees ever. Still goin strong after 15 years deep in the game. Rolls with DJ Premier, forming the incredible hip-hop duo Gang Starr.
"My sense of self, and my mental health /
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth." - Peace Of Mine ("The Ownerz" - Gang Starr, 2003)
by Stylus February 22, 2005
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Winner of many awards for example-

Badass of the millennium
Chickmagnet of the year
Chicks love this guy award
Smartass of the year
Smartest man alive
Sexiset man alive
You know you want to be this guy award of the year
I want to be Guru
by Badass60002 November 18, 2018
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A hacker who knows everything there is to know about a given OS, language, whatever.
The UNIX guru set up a hack-proof server in under an hour.
by Pope Smot, BSC April 24, 2003
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