missiskippi

A specific measure of time that is not quite a “1 Mississippi”, but half of a 1 Mississippi.
Formally known as a “Missiskippi”.

“Now there I was at a group home
In the middle of the city when I noticed a worker with long diamond nails, yoga pants, and noticeably a dude. I couldn’t help myself but to wonder what he did with his bulge. Quickly I did a missiskippi and peered down at his junk.”

I.e. One Missiskippi is a quick peak at another man’s bulge.

missiskippi by The Bulge Bandit August 14, 2024

Mississippi Steam Boat 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

Mississippi Steam Boat by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

Mississippi hickory stick by tombeast29 August 9, 2022

Mississippi Flush 

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

Mississippi Flush by St Pete card player December 17, 2011

Mississippi Grind 

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

Mississippi Grind by Bog-man July 10, 2016

Mississippi Queen 

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.

"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"

Mississippi Queen by Regular Show Bro August 22, 2020

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

Mississippi WaffleHouse by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015