pan american

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in hot water.

See also: South American and Baghdad Maid

This broad is amazing! After I came she got me a pan american.

by Bog-man July 29, 2016

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 01, 2016

brown clown

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

by Bog-man September 02, 2016

Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

by Bog-man July 29, 2016

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

by Bog-man July 12, 2016

November Surprise

This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.

I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...

by Bog-man November 01, 2016

Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

by Bog-man July 10, 2016