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Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.
I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...
by Bog-man July 10, 2016
mugGet the Mississippi Grindmug.

brown clown

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...
by Bog-man September 2, 2016
mugGet the brown clownmug.

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
mugGet the Bandera bread sex trademug.

pan american

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in hot water.

See also: South American and Baghdad Maid
This broad is amazing! After I came she got me a pan american.
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
mugGet the pan americanmug.

Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American
She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
mugGet the Baghdad maidmug.

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.
Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.
by Bog-man July 12, 2016
mugGet the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnakemug.

south american

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.

See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid
She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
mugGet the south americanmug.

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