Mirtle 

The most awkward, fuck-up, weirdo, child molesting, pedophile in the history of ever. Being called a mirtle is both an insult and a privilege

"Did you hear about that girl who got raped by her dad?"
"Yea, that dad is such a mirtle"

Mirtle by Certified Sack October 13, 2011

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 22, 2025

Myrtle Mimosa 

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE

I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.

Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018

MrTLexify 

Big Ass Forehead

That man has a MrTLexify he could play an entire zombies map on it!

MrTLexify by Lichtfeuer September 21, 2017

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

mirlene 

Mirlene is a female name defining grateful and beautiful. She has very big hopes and dreams. She doesn’t let anyone come between them. Her family and God come first. She is smart and challenging. She will do whatever she can to get what she wants. She is a sweetheart and self righteous young woman.

Mirlene is a selfless and careless natural beauty. She does not care what anyone says about her and looks in for the future that God will provide her.

mirlene by Mirlene May 15, 2018

MIRDLE 

man girdle

Mr. Smith wore a mirdle under his pants to make him appear to be svelte.

MIRDLE by iRAYd8 September 24, 2009