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Not giving a single fuck about anyone else’s opinion and living life with no boundaries bc yolo
Care less and be careless!
Careless by Carelys September 30, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you just dont just a fuck so hard as to the point where for a short ammount of time you stop doing anything productive and give up on life.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.

Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.
Friend 1: Dude, what's up with mike? He's just laying on his bed blankly staring at the ceiling.

Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.

Friend 1: Alright I guess...

Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............
The act of not caring about anything
Dude 1: "Yo John dosen't care about anything"
Dude 2: "yeah he is totally careless bro"

Careless talk 

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.
Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.
Careless talk by carebear01 October 22, 2013

careless lumberjack 

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Careless Whisper 

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.
"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."
Careless Whisper by tubadude62 September 9, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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