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Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.
by AKACroatalin January 08, 2017
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The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
by jjfred June 29, 2010
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What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!
by Mike Ockizard December 18, 2006
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Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"
by kdubheiress October 01, 2011
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A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
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When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
by jade quien June 18, 2014
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