Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

by sitri December 29, 2006

mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011

mistletoe

What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!

by Mike Ockizard December 19, 2006

mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Mistletoe

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.

Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.

by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008