The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.
Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat
butter and
3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with
weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it
toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the '
toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns
u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell
u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...
P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris