mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred June 29, 2010

mistletoe

What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!

by Mike Ockizard December 18, 2006

mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 14, 2003

mistletoe

When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.

You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.

by jade quien June 18, 2014

mistletoe

Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.

while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.

by kupal power January 13, 2011

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

by AKACroatalin January 08, 2017

Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

by sitri December 21, 2006