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Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.
by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003
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That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.
Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"
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by ghettogirlabc123 June 01, 2018
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