That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.
Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"
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by ghettogirlabc123 May 02, 2018
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.
by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003
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Person 1: let's go to the football game this weekend
Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered
Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle
Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered
Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle
by seanconnerytoupee February 04, 2020
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