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milspouse 

Boss: Why are you walking around so depressed?

Employee: My husband just left for a 9 month deployment.

Boss: I don’t know how you do it?
Employee: It’s the life the milspouse. We make it work.
milspouse by Swithenbank October 19, 2017
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Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.
Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.
Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf
Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse
Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.
A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.
coming up Milhouse by walkingblind September 19, 2009

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 

A celebratory phrase used following one, or a series of, positive, though generally insignificant event(s).

Its origin can be attributed to Milhouse, a character of television show The Simpsons, who coined the phrase in jubilation after realising the success of his flood pants to keep his cuffs bone dry.
"I left work 10 minutes early today, and I found $2 in the passenger seat of my car! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

Everything's coming up Milhouse 

Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.
I just found 10 bucks, everything's coming up Milhouse!

pulling a millhouse 

"pulling a millhouse" / "to pull a millhouse"
suddenly leaving the internet/IRC and staying out for some time.

if you are a regular on <RANDOMFORUM> and you leave without dropping a note, you successfully pulled a millhouse.
18:50 < pewbeng> Hey EDiot, how's business?
18:53 <@error`> Yea, sup, EDiot?
18:58 -!- EDiot has quit IRC bye!
19:00 < pewbeng> Damn, EDiot is pulling a millhouse on us!
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