walkingblind's definitions

aks

Ask, to ask. Incorrectly assumed to be a mispronunciation. "aks" is an ebonic pronunciation of the word "ask" and is considered to be acceptable english in grammar, but not spelling.
i.e. the word "carmel" has only one spelling, but can be pronounced "carmel" or "caramel"

"did she aks you out?"
"let me aks you a question about xmas"

by walkingblind December 24, 2005

snizzgarette

the first cigarette after a bowl.

damn, i'm really fucking high. could i borrow a snizzgarette?

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

peripherally involved

from "peripheral" the outer limits of your vision.
1. to be willingly involved in a crime by watching it happen, typically when you are on the "lookout"
2. To be stalking someone. also: peripheral relationship

1. I was peripherally involved in a car jacking yesterday.
2. Beth? Yeah, I have been peripherally involved with her for about a month now.

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

pibb pipe

pipe made from a pibb (from Mr. Pibb)can. see tin pipe

pibb pipes are not effective but easily disposable

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

by walkingblind September 19, 2009

mexichrome

cheap spray-on "chrome-in-a-can". Typically sold at a walmart or kmart type store. The best way to make a car ghetto fabulous. Looks o.k. on the outside, but chips away to reveal the piece of shit car underneath.

Nice mexichrome rims, dipshit.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

tin pipe

innacurately describe as a "tin pipe" (should be aluminum pipe) because cans used to be made out of tin. It is one of the cheapest pipes used by pot smokers. the method involves flattening one side of a pop can and puncturing small holes in it. The pot is then laid on the flat side of the can and lit while the smoker inhales through the mouth hole of the can. The method is not very effective, but is readily available and easily disposable in an emergency.
sometimes also referred to as a pibb pipe. (from Mr. Pibb)

mt. dew cans make the worst tin pipes.

by walkingblind December 28, 2005