walkingblind's definitions

buff kick

short for "buffalo kick".
a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acting out of line.

he just buff kicked my nuts!

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

aks

Ask, to ask. Incorrectly assumed to be a mispronunciation. "aks" is an ebonic pronunciation of the word "ask" and is considered to be acceptable english in grammar, but not spelling.
i.e. the word "carmel" has only one spelling, but can be pronounced "carmel" or "caramel"

"did she aks you out?"
"let me aks you a question about xmas"

by walkingblind December 24, 2005

snizzgarette

the first cigarette after a bowl.

damn, i'm really fucking high. could i borrow a snizzgarette?

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

mexichrome

cheap spray-on "chrome-in-a-can". Typically sold at a walmart or kmart type store. The best way to make a car ghetto fabulous. Looks o.k. on the outside, but chips away to reveal the piece of shit car underneath.

Nice mexichrome rims, dipshit.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

mexigold

just like mexichrome only gold. a cheap, shiny gold paint in a can, used to "improve" the look of your busted-ass car by covering the chrome in gold.

nice mexigold rims, were they out of mexichrome? dipshit.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

Turbo

adjective:
1.used in place of calling someone a retard.
2. descrpitive of someone who must wear a helmet for their own protection.

nice fucking job turbo.

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

by walkingblind September 19, 2009