walkingblind's definitions

mexigold

just like mexichrome only gold. a cheap, shiny gold paint in a can, used to "improve" the look of your busted-ass car by covering the chrome in gold.

nice mexigold rims, were they out of mexichrome? dipshit.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

tin pipe

innacurately describe as a "tin pipe" (should be aluminum pipe) because cans used to be made out of tin. It is one of the cheapest pipes used by pot smokers. the method involves flattening one side of a pop can and puncturing small holes in it. The pot is then laid on the flat side of the can and lit while the smoker inhales through the mouth hole of the can. The method is not very effective, but is readily available and easily disposable in an emergency.
sometimes also referred to as a pibb pipe. (from Mr. Pibb)

mt. dew cans make the worst tin pipes.

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

aks

Ask, to ask. Incorrectly assumed to be a mispronunciation. "aks" is an ebonic pronunciation of the word "ask" and is considered to be acceptable english in grammar, but not spelling.
i.e. the word "carmel" has only one spelling, but can be pronounced "carmel" or "caramel"

"did she aks you out?"
"let me aks you a question about xmas"

by walkingblind December 24, 2005

Jar Jar Binks

1. possibly the most hated star wars character of all time.
2. someone who is a complete dumbfuck
3. someone who ruins, or the act of ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly good thing.
4. a person who is no better than a cup full of piss when your thirsty.

1. meesa wish meesa had a penis to be a jerkin on.
2. that guy is a total jar jar binks
3. dude, dont jar-jar my party
4. god, i just wanted a doughnut and all they have is this jar jar faggot ship bear claw.

by walkingblind December 18, 2005

dropped like 2pac

1.to be maliciously shot, gang style. 2. to be "taken out" like a sucka. 3. to be unexpectedly attacked.

"did you hear they shot big earl?"
"yeah, he got dropped like 2pac"

by walkingblind November 13, 2005

pibb pipe

pipe made from a pibb (from Mr. Pibb)can. see tin pipe

pibb pipes are not effective but easily disposable

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

by walkingblind September 19, 2009