by anonymous1836489 November 15, 2021
Get the milidf mug.a symptom where one would experience major depression when he or she has not seen Millie the dog for several days
Man, I haven't been to the Brewery for so long, that I'm going through some major Milidrawal right now.
by JT TL March 14, 2019
Get the Milidrawal mug.Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
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by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021
Get the milifairy mug.Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.
For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.
They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.
Below is a milifag training for their dream.
For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.
They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.
Below is a milifag training for their dream.
by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018
Get the milifag mug.Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.
by Alybrella January 13, 2011
Get the MILILF mug.Jack: Nervous, groom?
Tom: No way man, I know Liz is going to hot when she's older, I've totally got a MILILF.
Jack: Dam, she is a MIL-IF
Tom: No way man, I know Liz is going to hot when she's older, I've totally got a MILILF.
Jack: Dam, she is a MIL-IF
by wommer June 24, 2011
Get the MILILF mug.A pet name for a loved one of the same sex that is not related to you. This has no homosexual implication whatsoever, it is simply an innocent Anne of Green Gables - type thing.
Gertrude: Ok, I gotta get home now or the dog will pee all over the house. I love you, milife!
Beatrice: I love you more! See you tomorrow, milife!
Beatrice: I love you more! See you tomorrow, milife!
by Tiggeety January 11, 2013
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