milifag

Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.

"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."

milifag by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018

milifairy 

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."

milifairy by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

Milfag

Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.

Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.

Milfag by Truceacred June 11, 2019

Milfage 

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.

No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!

Milfage by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

milfag

1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny

-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.

milfag by Master Bus May 1, 2010