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Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.
I married her because her mom was hot, a real MILILF
MILILF by Alybrella January 13, 2011
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Jack: Nervous, groom?
Tom: No way man, I know Liz is going to hot when she's older, I've totally got a MILILF.
Jack: Dam, she is a MIL-IF
MILILF by wommer June 24, 2011
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Simply a variation on the classic MILF that is well known. This is referring to a "Mother-In-Law-I'd-Like-to-Fuck."
That dress your mother-in-law was wearing at the wedding seriously made her look like a MILILF.
MILILF by Dr.Gutin April 10, 2006

milifairy 

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.
"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."
milifag by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018

Millifuck 

as in "Not only do I not give a fuck about that, I don't even give a millifuck about it."
Millifuck by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010

millifuckinliter

A unit of measurement for chilled red wine served by douchebags
That lame ass bitch only gave me 5 millifuckinliters of chilled red wine in that pour!
millifuckinliter by Lucy V January 9, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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