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Mother In Law Id Like to Fuck
Jack: Nervous, groom?
Tom: No way man, I know Liz is going to hot when she's older, I've totally got a MILILF.
Jack: Dam, she is a MIL-IF
MILILF by wommer June 24, 2011
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Simply a variation on the classic MILF that is well known. This is referring to a "Mother-In-Law-I'd-Like-to-Fuck."
That dress your mother-in-law was wearing at the wedding seriously made her look like a MILILF.
MILILF by Dr.Gutin April 10, 2006

milifairy 

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.
"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."
milifag by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018

Millifuck 

1/1000 of a fuck
as in "Not only do I not give a fuck about that, I don't even give a millifuck about it."
Millifuck by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010

millifuckinliter

A unit of measurement for chilled red wine served by douchebags
That lame ass bitch only gave me 5 millifuckinliters of chilled red wine in that pour!
millifuckinliter by Lucy V January 9, 2019
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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