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MILILF

Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.
I married her because her mom was hot, a real MILILF
by Alybrella January 13, 2011
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MILILF

Jack: Nervous, groom?
Tom: No way man, I know Liz is going to hot when she's older, I've totally got a MILILF.
Jack: Dam, she is a MIL-IF
by wommer June 24, 2011
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MILILF

Simply a variation on the classic MILF that is well known. This is referring to a "Mother-In-Law-I'd-Like-to-Fuck."
That dress your mother-in-law was wearing at the wedding seriously made her look like a MILILF.
by Dr.Gutin April 10, 2006
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milifairy

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021
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milifag

Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.
"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."
by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018
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Millifuck

as in "Not only do I not give a fuck about that, I don't even give a millifuck about it."
by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010
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millifuckinliter

A unit of measurement for chilled red wine served by douchebags
That lame ass bitch only gave me 5 millifuckinliters of chilled red wine in that pour!
by Lucy V January 9, 2019
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