A pet name for a loved one of the same sex that is not related to you. This has no homosexual implication whatsoever, it is simply an innocent Anne of Green Gables - type thing.
Gertrude: Ok, I gotta get home now or the dog will pee all over the house. I love you, milife!
Beatrice: I love you more! See you tomorrow, milife!
Beatrice: I love you more! See you tomorrow, milife!
by Tiggeety January 11, 2013
Get the milife mug.When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"
Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"
Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."
Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."
Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."
Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"
Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."
Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."
Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."
Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
by Zastro November 28, 2009
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"MTLifestyle" was referred & popularized by rapper "d0pe", is a play on words between "MTL" (Montreal) and "lifestyle"
"MTLifestyle" is an expensive way of living in MTL, you can only experience it if you choose on a daily basis the most expensive way or the most boastful way to do something
"MTLifestyle" is an expensive way of living in MTL, you can only experience it if you choose on a daily basis the most expensive way or the most boastful way to do something
1. d0pe - J’vis l’lifestyle d’MTL donc j’cop chez SSENSE
2. or for example, always taking an uber instead of the subway
3. Chill tonight, so about that MTLifestyle
2. or for example, always taking an uber instead of the subway
3. Chill tonight, so about that MTLifestyle
by Slatty February 18, 2022
Get the MTLifestyle mug.A Milkfest is the term given to an event in which large amounts of milk are consumed in a matter of minutes. The term 'Milkfest' was coined in 2010 by three adventurous teenagers (Alex Scott, Ejaz Majoka and Ben Allinson) who took advantage of this profound, accidental discovery, and made it as their most crucial necessity. From that day forward these courageous teenagers have been guzzling down large amounts of milk (such as 8 pints) daily. The expert scientists at the University of Cambridge have been performing tests on these brave adolescents, and they have found that their calcium levels, Vitamin A and other chemicals are constantly 30% higher than average which means that they are at a much lower risk (74%) of developing cancer and other malfunctions to the brain and the body.
by Friendly Neighborhood Spidrman June 6, 2011
Get the Milkfest mug.Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021
Get the milifairy mug.The Opposite of a Cougar. It is a younger guy who is interested in sleeping with and/or dating older women.
That milfer is totally at it again. This is the third time he has been to the nursing home today and it is definitely not because of the cream corn if you are getting what I am saying...
by DaDreadedOne June 10, 2009
Get the Milfer mug.A website in which people submit 'average' stories. Similar to Fmylife.com, except people on MLIA submit everyday funny things that happen. It gives 'average' a new meaning.
Mylifeisaverage.com story-Today, when hanging up my coat in the closet, I realized that it and the coat next to it were facing each other. I put the sleeves up to make the coats hug. MLIA.
by averagegirl December 27, 2009
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