micro bean

A very small penis.

Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’

micro bean by willylicker69 April 28, 2020

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny 

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

Microbear 

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

Microbear by paftdunk November 6, 2019

microbenzing 

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely

yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused

microbenzing by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005

Microbeast 

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D

Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!

Microbeast by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012

Microbrand Shy 

When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.

"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."

Microbrand Shy by Sue858 May 29, 2018

microbang 

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth

"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"

microbang by bangboi69 September 30, 2022