metery 

Usually refers to Barramundi or other fish larger than a meter in length.

I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.

metery by BenOz December 5, 2007

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Fuck-O-Meter 

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

Fuck-O-Meter by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck o meter 

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

Fuck o meter by Urban jackass June 12, 2018

metercrawler

noun; An imposter. A person or thing that claims to be something they are not. A similar but inferior brand.

The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.

One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.

"Those guys wern't helicopter pilots, they were metercrawlers."

Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"

Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"

metercrawler by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

Cool-O-Meter 

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

Cool-O-Meter by foosman February 25, 2010

5 meters 

1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said

2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.

3.A joke started by a fan about prussia

durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".

hetafan:how long is prussia`s awsome ness?
2 hetafan: about 5 meters

Prussia :Kesese

5 meters by lilymoonstar November 3, 2013