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The amount of fucks being given at a single time.
I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks
by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance
Fuck o meter detects zero fucks
by Urban jackass June 01, 2018
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Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

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by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020
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A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
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by Fuck You Definition Readers March 25, 2018
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