Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action
Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears
by Foosman January 28, 2010
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Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games
Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze
by foosman January 28, 2010
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Cool-O-Meter

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".
When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.
by foosman February 25, 2010
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Brewham

Your bro that you drink coffee with.
Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?
by foosman February 11, 2010
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80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
by foosman February 25, 2010
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Foos It

In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos
Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)

FOOS IT!
by foosman February 24, 2010
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Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.
I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.
by foosman August 20, 2010
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