by Foosman January 28, 2010
Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again
Foos Booze
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again
Foos Booze
by foosman January 28, 2010
An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".
When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".
When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.
When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.
by foosman February 25, 2010
by foosman February 11, 2010
When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
by foosman February 25, 2010
In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos
Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)
FOOS IT!
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)
FOOS IT!
by foosman February 24, 2010
The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.
by foosman August 20, 2010