80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Brewham

Your bro that you drink coffee with.

Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?

by foosman February 11, 2010

Soused Cinema

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

by foosman March 04, 2010

Foosbow

Like Tennis-elbow, a pain in the elbow comes from playing weeks of foosball and drinking PBR.

Damn it hurts to pick up my Peebr cause' of this foosbow

by Foosman January 22, 2010

Wedgie Prone

Take one squat and the back of those underwear all but disappear!

These Fundies are great, but they are so wedgie prone.

by foosman July 14, 2010

Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

by Foosman January 28, 2010