One who is afraid of messes. And under no circumstances will be around a mess.

Always needs things tidy.

This person will walk into a room that's messy and have the sudden urge to clean it. If that is impossible due to the situation such as being at a party, the victim will leave the vicinity immediately.

Ex. 1 My friend turned out to be a messafobe when we moved in together. Now every room has to be clean at all times.

Ex. 2 Since dave is such a messafobe he can only go places where they keep shit clean, like a hospital or a church.

messafobe by nacho hut burrito dome July 19, 2011

messanger

1. A person who is writing a very angry letter.

2. A person who is writing a letter a about recently terrible performance of a song.

1. God, I just hate being the messanger of bad news!

2. John may be a terrible singer, but at least he's willing to be his own messanger. If only Fall Out Boy would follow in his footsteps.

messanger by Scambl June 20, 2008

Messagore

1. A person who loves God with all their heart
2. A respectful person who has a great personality
3. A blessed person

Bro, your such a Messagore!

Messagore by Understanding567 November 22, 2021

Messan

An international traveler. Open to ideas and cares the most about the people who believe in him. Also an unstoppable force in the water

Messan is unstoppable in water polo

Messan by Intlblackwaterpolo10 November 23, 2021

instant messanger symbols

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley * * = = = us [flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

instant messanger symbols by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026