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The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.
Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.
Words you can keep

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger
mershed perderder by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012
I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.
Merched by joeexoticc November 22, 2020

mephedrone 

Meph is currently still a research chemical in most countries, however it has been made illegal in some parts of Europe down to its similarities to MDMA. Like MDMA, it can be snorted or bombed. It gives users quite a strong buzz, making it a ever increasingly popular club drug.
Ollie: Mate Ive got some more mephedrone in for the weekend.
Jack: Sweet as a nut son, sort us out a gram.
mephedrone by TheInformer09 May 14, 2009

Mephedronial 

as in 'Mephedronial Times'.

The time spent whilst under the influence of the substance Mephedrone. The term 'Mephedronial Times' was first discovered during the 'Acidical Times' by 3 young explorers who one night, on the autumn of 2009 got lost down a dusty path, deep within their Mephedronial Time.

Unable to retrace their tracks, they powered on forward with nothing but there hopes and dreams that, legend has it, took on the form of a silver spoon. This has never been proven but is widely accepted as fact.

On returning to the Acidical times they praised the silver spoon for its guidance and was seen, from them on as a religious intervention by the almighty spirit Jebus. This was scrawled on the wall and written on one buried scroll which was buried and never discovered. Every year on that date they celebrate the return of the brave explorers and the townspeople also pay homage to them by a small tradition where the mother of a family hides chocolate scrolls for her children to search for.

Mephedronial times can also be used as the adjective describing the smell that is produced by mephedrone.

As of yet, this is the only recorded document that is evidence of the Mephedronial Times being fact. Its the only recorded document that supports the theory behind its conception.
"Lost my soul and wallet at last weeks Mephedronial Times."

"Far too many Mephedronial Times for me, thank you."

Q. Whats that smell?
A. Mephedronial Times mate
Mephedronial by Mandy Mephedrone January 17, 2010

murphed up

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.
murphed up by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

Mephedrone 

4-MethylMethCathinone, chemical compound analogue of Cathinone. Cathinone being the "natural" amphetamine found in Khat plant. In England were it was most popular, it fell out side of any laws. In other countries, it was illegal before it came out due to analogue laws (i.e. USA, and France). And it was banned in other countries after some accidents (deaths, injuries) were related to the compound.
It could be bought on the internet as a plant feeder, with a starting price towards £10 per gram ($15; 11€) but if you bought 20g, the price per gram was towards £7 ($10.7; 7.8€).
In the same way as MDMA, it causes the release of Serotonin in the brain, thus creating the euphoria, and sometimes depression after the come down.
Mephedrone is, since the 29/03/2010, on route to be banned in the UK, because of irresponsible users. Youngsters misunderstood the words "legal high", believing that it was a "safe high", in doing so, Overdoses were common place. Also, the media published every death related to Mephedrone, as they did for ecstasy just before it's ban. Note: the media reports 1/250 deaths from paracetamol or aspirin but 1/1 deaths from Meph.
Also to note: there are more death from alcohol every day then from mephedrone.

Scientific names: 1-(4-methlyphenyl)-2-methylaminopropan-1-one ; 4-methylmethcathinone
Names: Mephedrone ; 4-MMC
Street names: Meow Meow ; Drone ; bubbles
I bought some Mephedrone... I did half a gram with my GF... We loved it!
Mephedrone by Pepys the Cat April 2, 2010
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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