Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

Jebus

A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus

“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019

Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

by Aluphoss February 1, 2007

Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010