The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.

Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.

Murphed by Sammvv August 23, 2016

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Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

Murphed by redsevenx February 10, 2013

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to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

murphed by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008

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MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

MURPHED by ellejhay June 1, 2006

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to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever

wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it

MURPHED by the garrett January 25, 2004