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"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
Merched by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010
Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.
Jim is merched!
Merched by geofffary August 15, 2010
Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"
Merched by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013
When someone gets there ass kicked
Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.
Merched by Nic p on u June 16, 2018
Merched I’ll slap tf outta you
Merched by bignae October 31, 2023

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD
Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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