Merched

I stand on what I said

I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.

by joeexoticc November 22, 2020

Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

Merched

Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.

Jim is merched!

by geofffary August 15, 2010

Merched

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.

"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"

by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013

Merched

When someone gets there ass kicked

Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.

by Nic p on u June 16, 2018

Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021