Merits 

Something your wife would offer to husbands by the end of the week. Merits are a great way to motivate husbands, each time a husband receive wife's merit, he would be pumped, so he could make much more money. Merits give by wives can be various things, such as a blow job, boob job or just tongue kissing.

Darreniel:"Every Sunday my wife gives me merits."

Merits by My10InchHandle January 12, 2023

Meritxell 

One of the prettiest girls you’ll meet she’s so sweet and cares so much about all her friends she may be shy at first but once you get to know her she’s really funny and she’s also really good at basketball she may be nice but don’t ever get slick with her she’ll fight back she ain’t afraid to defend herself or her friends so don’t test her she’s so fun to be around and will always be there for you when you down get yourself a friend like Meritxell.

Girl 1- Is that Meritxell?
Girl 2- yea she’s so gorgeous and sweet

Meritxell by Isabellaaaaaa July 30, 2019

mertsu 

In Finnish; A slightly engorged penis, useless for most sexual acts.

Ei sellaisella mertsulla voinut nussia.

mertsu by jarvis400 August 12, 2015

Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).

I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)

Merissuality by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021

merisha

A girl with a huge imagination. Can be crazy at times but she will love having deep conversations. She can be there for you when you are down as need someone to talk too. She will slap you with any chance you can get. A hopeless romantic but i know she will find the right person.

HEY THAT MY BEST FRIEND MERISHA

merisha by j.papayaa January 7, 2021

Merit Bean 

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

Merit Bean by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Merissa 

A very pretty, beautiful woman who is usually a Spanish or a tan skinned person. Very out going but can be shy at times. Loves to party and meet new people/ hangout with her friends.

"Dude, I meet this girl the other day, she was beautiful"
"Sounds like you found a Merissa"

Merissa by xox_k February 13, 2015