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In Finnish; A slightly engorged penis, useless for most sexual acts.
Ei sellaisella mertsulla voinut nussia.
mertsu by jarvis400 August 12, 2015
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The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.
Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard
Merthur by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020
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Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.
Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!
Merthur by Hamulas April 16, 2013
A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.
person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

//

person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry
merthur by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020
Name for the slash pairing of Merlin and Arthur from the BBC television show 'Merlin'.
Person #1: I watched the season finale of Merlin last night. So much slash!

Person #2: I read a really good Merthur fanfic based on that episode!

Person #1: I love Merthur! Send me the link!
Merthur by I am an unknown person August 25, 2009
Merthur is a ship from the BBC television show Merlin. It consists of Merlin (Emrys) and King Arthur. Merthur is not canon, though it really should be.

**disclaimer: Merlin is finished
fangirl #1: DID YOU SEE THE MERTHUR MOMENT IN THAT EPISODE?!
fangirl #2: OMG YES ASDFGHJKL!!
Merthur by NicodiAngelo January 2, 2018

Merthur Day

The day where we all come together on the 8th of November to celebrate Merlin and his himbo Arthur with sad edits, sad fics, happy edits and happy fics alike :)))
Person 1: Bro it’s Merthur day

Person 2: Wtf is that

Person 3: THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN
Merthur Day by merthurismyreligion November 5, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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