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menching 

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.
My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.
menching by jswanko July 11, 2018
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Doing paid to posts on Instagram.
Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.
Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

peach-munching 

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021

Munching 

to love someone while rocking/supporting a mullet
Gabe is munching Meghan
That guy is munching her
Munching by davemullet March 2, 2010

Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Moose Munching 

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
Moose Munching by julio montoya December 27, 2011

munching trade 

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.
I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.
munching trade by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011
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