Melching 

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

Melching by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008

Melching 

A combination between “munting” and “felching”

“What are you doing at the graveyard” “I’m melching! It’s the new meta!”

Melching by YoutubeEveything May 1, 2024

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

mulching by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

milching 

the process of adding copius amounts of jizz into cups of
orange juice

that fucking waitress milched in my drink....better go and eat her beef.

milching by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Meeching

It means whatever you want it to mean; essentially you are always meeching any time of the day, every day.

1. I spent all day meeching yesterday, all we did was watch movies, eat, and sleep.
2. We are going to meech at the football game tomorrow.

Meeching by TheBSS October 31, 2018

menching 

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.

My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.

menching by jswanko July 11, 2018