Melchinger 

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

Melchinger by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019

Mellinger 

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

Mellinger by marcus huanito May 25, 2012

Melching 

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

Melching by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008

Melching 

A combination between “munting” and “felching”

“What are you doing at the graveyard” “I’m melching! It’s the new meta!”

Melching by YoutubeEveything May 1, 2024