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Large, land dwelling mammal. It has a very thick coat of body hair as well as a thick layer of fat to keep itself warm. It is usually a docile creature, but will attack if threatened with a spatula.
that megson...he crazy
megson by montague March 24, 2008
Words you can keep

Getting a Megson 

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!
Getting a Megson by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007
A "Virgin Islands Slang"

1. To express surprise.

2. To indicate intrigue, or astonishment.
1. "Mehson! Wha' deh fuck you doing?"

2. "This song wicked mehson!"
mehson by Onlinedrama February 10, 2008
A piece of poo remaining on the tip of your penis after withdrawal from anal sex
What’s that on your dick Tyson?! Oops looks like I’ve got a little Magson on there!
Meyson is a person hew is amazing and sexy , cute , funny , trustworthy , and a flirt you can trust him with your life . When he loves someone he loves forever and he can make you day he is nice and also charming. If you ever meat one you better hold on because he is a keeper he is a 1 in a million
Is that Meyson he is so hot and nice
Meyson by Eric smith October 3, 2018
A last name of the Superior of all family’s. They know how to have a laugh and there always talking. This family is very close to all its members.
Person 1: “Wow have you seen that family, they seem fun!”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s the Melson family, there the best!”
Melson by Lammy109 February 12, 2021
I very strong man with very big pp
His pp is so big his name must be meison
Meison by anonymous November 21, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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